Brian N. Tissot

Brian N. Tissot

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  • Armageddon

    Armageddon

    The orange-red sun glows in the crimson fog. Ash rains down, the smell of smoke on the air. The streets are sparse, only a few walking cautiously with black face masks, looking sinister. The setting for a futuristic dystopian scientific fiction novel? Unfortunately no, it’s now.The future of our nightmares is with us. Armageddon? Not…

    September 9, 2020
    Environment, Life, Marine Biology
  • Do Plants Have Souls?

    Do Plants Have Souls?

    We perceive the world through five senses– sight, smell, hearing, taste, and touch. That is our universe. But maybe it’s more than that. Snakes see heat, dogs smell fear, elephants hear clouds and manatees feel tides. Since perceptions create our world, perhaps there’s another universe we don’t see because we can’t. Enter the world of…

    May 29, 2020
    Animal ethics, Environment, Philosophy, Science
  • Did Rey Skywalker ride a monster 260 foot wave on Kef Bir, the Ocean Moon of Endor?

    Did Rey Skywalker ride a monster 260 foot wave on Kef Bir, the Ocean Moon of Endor?

    When I first saw the giant waves in the latest Star Wars movie, Rise of Skywalker, it took my breath away. Massive, huge and slow-moving they appeared as menacing grey-green monsters creating a terrifying barrier to the ruins of the second Death Star and the key to Rey’s search for Emperor Palpatine. Real or fantasy?…

    May 9, 2020
    Science, Surfing
  • The Akoni Four Challenge: How Surfing Can Teach Us How To Live

    The Akoni Four Challenge: How Surfing Can Teach Us How To Live

    As we strive to survive during the first true global pandemic, we should reflect inward and rejoice in the many gifts we receive from mother Earth that we depend on, especially the sea. Here I focus on the lessons we learn from surfing and how it teaches us to live.

    April 22, 2020
    Environment, Marine Biology, Surfing, Surfing Ecology
  • What Lies Beneath: Conquering Fear at Banzai Pipeline

    What Lies Beneath: Conquering Fear at Banzai Pipeline

    PIPELINE. Just the name shoots fear through my heart. Insanely hollow tubes breaking over a shallow coral reef. The steep drop, crazy speed, and all the while the fear of the dark reef gliding below, always reminding you of what happens if you fail. Conquering that fear is the ultimate challenge. And for many years…

    April 13, 2020
    Marine Biology, Surfing, Surfing Ecology
  • Launch of Songs of Thalassa

    Launch of Songs of Thalassa

    It’s finally here! After blogging for seven years about marine biology, surfing, and science I have pulled it all together in my new book, Songs of Thalassa. The book is based on extensive scientific research, including astronomy, marine biology, surfing, and ocean science, all set in the reaches of deep space. The plot follows the…

    April 3, 2020
    Animal ethics, Environment, Marine Biology, Philosophy, Science, Surfing
  • Toffler on Science Fiction

    “Science fiction…has immense value as a mind-stretching force for the creation of the habit of anticipation. Our children should be studying Arthur C. Clarke, William Tenn, Robert Heinlein, Ray Bradbury and Robert Sheckley, not because these writers can tell them about rocket ships and time machines but, more important, because they can lead young minds…

    February 9, 2020
    Environment, Philosophy
  • Walking Whales and The Rise of the Cetaceans

    Walking Whales and The Rise of the Cetaceans

    Whales are the most marine of all creatures yet I never fully appreciated their terrestrial origins until I saw the walking whales.

    February 1, 2020
    Animal ethics, Environment, Marine Biology
  • Dr. Abalone’s Address to the Western Society of Naturalists

    Dr. Abalone’s Address to the Western Society of Naturalists

    Whilst you all have been frolicking along the shores and diving in the sea, as is your way, I, Dr. Abalone, have been scouring the TVsphere for the perfect message for the youngsters of my favorite society, the Western Society of Naturalists. After extensive research I unleash upon you a slew of films so gripping,…

    November 25, 2019
    Environment, Marine Biology, Philosophy
  • The Quest for a Monster 100 Foot Wave

    The Quest for a Monster 100 Foot Wave

    Everyone’s trying to set a new big wave record by pushing the physical limits of wave riding. It’s extremely dangerous, and the world is watching to see who will set the next record, currently at 80 feet. It’s a sport where you can make a career out of a single giant wave. Many have tried.…

    November 13, 2019
    Surfing
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May 16, 2025The Enchanting Tale of the Abalone Song
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